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 Patrick Grieve

Donald Trump’s Big Day With Trucks Adapted Into Children’s Book

Donald Trump’s Big Day With Trucks Adapted Into Children’s Book

Last week, America’s big boy president had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day, when the meanies in the House of Representatives failed to pass his Trumpcare bill. But the day before that, Donald Trump had been riding high (quite literally), as he got to sit in the front seat of a real-life big rig, […]

 Patrick Grieve

Big Boy Donald Trump Loves Trucks, Gets to Sit In One and Honk Horn Real Loud

Big Boy Donald Trump Loves Trucks, Gets to Sit In One and Honk Horn Real Loud

What a very big day for a very big boy! Donald Trump, a very big boy who has very big hands (and also a very big job!), had a very big day today. First, he got to talk to a man from the TIME magazine, who is doing a big story about lies, and for […]

 Patrick Grieve

GM Announces 7,000 US Jobs That Donald Trump Will Definitely Take Credit For

GM Announces 7,000 US Jobs That Donald Trump Will Definitely Take Credit For

In a move that Donald Trump is certain to take credit for, General Motors announced today that

 The News Wheel

Jeremy Clarkson Would Love to Kill Donald Trump on “The Grand Tour”

Jeremy Clarkson Would Love to Kill Donald Trump on “The Grand Tour”

Donald Trump is going to be the next president of the United States, whether you like it or not—and if you belong to the majority of Americans who hold an unfavorable opinion of the incoming Commander in Chief, you probably don’t like it one bit. Well, from all the way across the pond, British auto […]

 Kyle Johnson

Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?

Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?

Opel must be going through some kind of weird phase where it really, really likes anthropomorphized animals: after offering up a truly rancid update pertaining to its Grumpy Cat calendar on Monday, the auto brand on Tuesday released a short film called “Racing Faces,” which was literally about a minute of CGI animals being goofy […]

 Patrick Grieve

Donald Trump Nearly Got the Chance to Call Mary Barra Ugly

Donald Trump Nearly Got the Chance to Call Mary Barra Ugly

The recent Wikileaks info dump of hacked emails has turned up a list of possible vice presidential picks that were apparently considered by the Hillary Clinton campaign, before it ultimately settled on Virginia senator/amiable stepdad Tim Kaine. The list of potential running mates was helpfully if crudely divided by Clinton advisers into the following groups: […]

 Kyle Johnson

Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles

Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles

Distended pustule in a suit Donald Trump has made no bones about his distaste for Ford Motor Company and its decision to “fire all their employees” in the United States, all while disregarding the intervention of reality and the inconvenient truth that, no, they’re not. Strangely, Trump has been relatively mum about General Motors’ investments […]

 Patrick Grieve

“Car Matchmaker” Spike Feresten Talks to Us About Loving Porsches, Hating Crosstours, Writing “Seinfeld,” and Predicting Donald Trump

“Car Matchmaker” Spike Feresten Talks to Us About Loving Porsches, Hating Crosstours, Writing “Seinfeld,” and Predicting Donald Trump

Although he hosted Talkshow with Spike Feresten for three years on Fox, Spike Feresten made his biggest contributions to the entertainment industry while working behind the camera. As a television comedy writer, Spike has few equals, with a resume that includes Saturday Night Live, Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, and Seinfeld. His most […]

 Patrick Grieve

Texas Traffic Sign Knows the Horrifying Truth About Donald Trump

Texas Traffic Sign Knows the Horrifying Truth About Donald Trump

If you ever saw the 1991 romantic comedy L.A. Story, you may recall that part of the plot involved an all-knowing freeway traffic condition sign that gave Steve Martin’s character sage advice on life and love. Well I’m happy to report that the sign from that movie is alive and well and living in Texas, […]

 Patrick Grieve

Did You Know Donald Trump Has a 10-Year-Old Son Named “Barron,” and that Barron Has a Mercedes?

Did You Know Donald Trump Has a 10-Year-Old Son Named “Barron,” and that Barron Has a Mercedes?

Though not nearly as shameless, fame-hungry, or orange as their father, Donald Trump’s three adult children also share his knack for making headlines every now and again, occasionally challenging the old adage that “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” So if you pay attention to the news, Twitter, or reruns of The Apprentice, you […]

 Kyle Johnson

Donald Trump Holds Investments in “Absolute Disgrace” Ford Motor Company

Donald Trump Holds Investments in “Absolute Disgrace” Ford Motor Company

Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump has amassed a very considerable following amongst American voters because he tells it like it is. He’s a man who is not afraid to let paltry concepts like “political correctness” or “truth” get in the way of that winning quality, which has allowed him to both maintain a very, very […]

 The News Wheel

4 Cars Owned By Donald Trump

4 Cars Owned By Donald Trump

Republican presidential candidate and former A Flock of Seagulls member Donald Trump is big news right now, thanks to his inexplicable position as the GOP’s top contender for its November White House run. While many people might assume that The Donald has a fleet of chauffeurs in every city waiting to escort him to his […]

 Timothy Moore

These Are the Cars You’ll See at a Donald Trump Rally

These Are the Cars You’ll See at a Donald Trump Rally

Ahead of the Ohio primaries on March 15th, the one and only Donald J. Trump made a quick stop at the Dayton International Airport for one of his Klan meetings campaign rallies. You might have heard about this rally when a protestor charged the stage but was stopped by Trump’s Secret Service. Lucky for that […]

 Patrick Grieve

NASCAR CEO Brian France Endorses Donald Trump Explicitly, Downfall of Western Civilization Implicitly

NASCAR CEO Brian France Endorses Donald Trump Explicitly, Downfall of Western Civilization Implicitly

Last night, during a Super Tuesday Eve rally at Georgia’s Valdosta State University, NASCAR CEO Brian France publicly endorsed Donald Trump for president of the United States. France was joined onstage by Hall of Fame racer Bill Elliot, Chevy drivers Ryan Newman and Chase Elliot, and Toyota driver David Ragan (whom Trump referred to as […]

 The News Wheel

Donald Trump’s Ex-Wife’s Ex-Car Sells for $48,200

Donald Trump’s Ex-Wife’s Ex-Car Sells for $48,200

“The rich guys in Bev Hills will be buying NSXs for their floozies,” Patrick Bedard wrote in a 1990 Car and Driver review of the Acura NSX. “Lucky floozies.” Turns out, one of those fortunate floozies was Marla Maples, the mistress-cum-second wife of presidential candidate impersonator (and, most recently, Batman impersonator) Donald Trump. In 1992 […]

 The News Wheel

NASCAR Changes Postseason Venue After Offensive Donald Trump Speech

NASCAR Changes Postseason Venue After Offensive Donald Trump Speech

It looks like Donald Trump is offending people with more than just a terrible comb-over. The real-estate mogul and 2016 presidential candidate recently threw himself under the proverbial bus for making controversial statements about Mexican immigrants in a speech announcing his run for president—and it looks like NASCAR is having none of it. After making […]

 Patrick Grieve

President Trump Apparently Misses Cruising to Taylor Swift, Endangering Life of Youngest Child [VIDEO]

President Trump Apparently Misses Cruising to Taylor Swift, Endangering Life of Youngest Child [VIDEO]

If there’s one thing we know about President Donald Trump, it’s that he is loath to complain. It’s not easy being the most powerful billionaire in the world, but somehow, Trump manages to shoulder the burden with quiet dignity, resisting the temptation to lash out at his critics or blame anyone but himself for his […]

 Daniel Susco

Car News In the Rearview: Trump’s Special Truck Day

Car News In the Rearview: Trump’s Special Truck Day

Welcome once more to In the Rearview, where I bring you the thrills, spills, and chills of car news from the past week, all cut down into bite-sized, highly nutritious form. Tastes Just Like Chicken: Mazda has four vehicles at the top of Consumer Guide’s Best Buys list First up, in news from the subcontinent, India […]

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