Articles by Kyle Johnson

Dispatches from Dream Car Week: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Wednesday’s The Price is Right

Dispatches from Dream Car Week: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Wednesday’s The Price is Right

There is, I believe, a special place in hell reserved for someone…

Dispatches from Dream Car Week: The Price is Right is Decadent and Depraved

Dispatches from Dream Car Week: The Price is Right is Decadent and Depraved

We’re maybe a half-mile away from the car—an old Eldorado convertible that…

Melissa McCarthy Drives Podium-Mobile Around Manhattan as Sean Spicer

Melissa McCarthy Drives Podium-Mobile Around Manhattan as Sean Spicer

Here is an altogether unusual turn of events for your Friday morning:…

Ford Overdubs Ads Striking A Cord with Nostalgia-Loving Millennials

Ford Overdubs Ads Striking A Cord with Nostalgia-Loving Millennials

You may or may not have heard of Ford Overdubs, a series…

Ford Extends Shelby GT350, GT350R Mustangs for 2018; National Maynard James Keenan Day Somehow Still Not a Thing

Ford Extends Shelby GT350, GT350R Mustangs for 2018; National Maynard James Keenan Day Somehow Still Not a Thing

Monday marks 53 years since the birth of an American icon. I…

Opel Cascada Supreme Available Now (Tomatoes and Sour Cream Not Included)

Opel Cascada Supreme Available Now (Tomatoes and Sour Cream Not Included)

If you have ever ordered from Taco Bell—probably late, maybe after a…

Listen Up, Pony Car-Lovers: Ford Offers Free 2018 Mustang Ringtone Download

Listen Up, Pony Car-Lovers: Ford Offers Free 2018 Mustang Ringtone Download

Free ringtones are nice and all, but there isn’t much better than…

2017 Lincoln Continental Black Label Rhapsody Theme: It’s Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die)

2017 Lincoln Continental Black Label Rhapsody Theme: It’s Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die)

George Gershwin’s 1924 pcomposition Rhapsody in Blue is, without question, an American…

Chevrolet Launches Equinox in China (18 Days After Vernal Equinox)

Chevrolet Launches Equinox in China (18 Days After Vernal Equinox)

The equinox, for those of you unaware, occurs twice every year—usually around…

Opel CEO Confirms That Grandland X Has Headlights

Opel CEO Confirms That Grandland X Has Headlights

Opel CEO Dr. Karl-Thomas Neumann has the distinction of being the first…

Ford Ranger Coming to China in 2018

Ford Ranger Coming to China in 2018

Ford recently introduced its F-150 Raptor performance truck to the Chinese marketplace…

Opel Teams with BlaBlaCar to Offer Special Deals to Carpoolers

Opel Teams with BlaBlaCar to Offer Special Deals to Carpoolers

Opel on Thursday announced the kick-off of a new pilot project with…

A FAKE NEWS Fiction: Ford Romania Adds Jobs; POTUS Takes Credit

A FAKE NEWS Fiction: Ford Romania Adds Jobs; POTUS Takes Credit

Ford Romania revealed on Thursday that it is in the midst of…

Guess Which Idiotic POTUS Took Credit for Ford’s $1.2B Michigan Investment (Hint: Current Idiotic POTUS)

Guess Which Idiotic POTUS Took Credit for Ford’s $1.2B Michigan Investment (Hint: Current Idiotic POTUS)

Ford on Tuesday announced that it will invest $1.2 billion at three…

Buick Asks ‘The Onion’ Where It Can Pick Up Trophy for Regal Idling Outside Off-Track Betting Parlor

Buick Asks ‘The Onion’ Where It Can Pick Up Trophy for Regal Idling Outside Off-Track Betting Parlor

Buick, as you may well know, is in the midst of what…

Lincoln May Axe MKZ Sedan in 2019 in Favor of Zephyr

Lincoln May Axe MKZ Sedan in 2019 in Favor of Zephyr

The Lincoln Motor Company has thus far enjoyed significant growth in the…

Chevrolet Plants 2,300 Trees in Colombia to Combat Climate Change

Chevrolet Plants 2,300 Trees in Colombia to Combat Climate Change

You may know someone who has attempted at some point or another…

Ford Presents ‘Autolivery’ Concept at Mobile World Congress

Ford Presents ‘Autolivery’ Concept at Mobile World Congress

Earlier this year at NAIAS, Ford outlined its vision for a “City…

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