Articles by Kyle Johnson

Buick to Air Expensive Commercial During Football Game With Trademarked Name

Buick to Air Expensive Commercial During Football Game With Trademarked Name

With the conclusion of Sunday’s football matches, we now know that February’s…

Blu-Ray Movie Review: ‘Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050’

Blu-Ray Movie Review: ‘Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050’

    At its core, Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050 is a…

Exclusive: The Cars and Drivers of ‘Death Race 2050’

Exclusive: The Cars and Drivers of ‘Death Race 2050’

Death Race 2050, the reboot of Roger Corman’s cult classic Death Race…

Ford Imagines “City of Tomorrow,” Outlines Brighter Future in 2021 and Beyond

Ford Imagines “City of Tomorrow,” Outlines Brighter Future in 2021 and Beyond

Unless you are a nihilist (which is, let’s face it, not a…

Fact-Averse President-Elect Threatens General Motors with Border Tax

Fact-Averse President-Elect Threatens General Motors with Border Tax

In case you are waking up from an extended coma and are…

Ford Teases “Exciting News!” Involving The Rock

Ford Teases “Exciting News!” Involving The Rock

Earlier today, @FordOnline posted a rather cryptic news article entitled “Exciting News!”…

Cadillac Condemns Casting Call for Neo-Nazi Commercial Role

Cadillac Condemns Casting Call for Neo-Nazi Commercial Role

Are you a Trump voter between the ages of 20-40 looking for…

Ford’s 2013 Trends Report Foretold Post-Fact America

Ford’s 2013 Trends Report Foretold Post-Fact America

Ford on Wednesday released its 2017 Looking Further with Ford trend report.…

New Commercial: Opel Tries Selling Ampera-e with Insect Snuff Film

New Commercial: Opel Tries Selling Ampera-e with Insect Snuff Film

When considering an approach that an automotive brand might take to hype…

Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?

Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?

Opel must be going through some kind of weird phase where it…

I Read Opel’s Grumpy Cat Press Release So You Don’t Have To

I Read Opel’s Grumpy Cat Press Release So You Don’t Have To

Have you ever seen one of those horrible parody films that wants…

Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles

Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles

Distended pustule in a suit Donald Trump has made no bones about…

Opel: Here Are Some Good Dogs, and Also Cars

Opel: Here Are Some Good Dogs, and Also Cars

Opel would like any and all prospective customers to know that it…

Breaking: Johan de Nysschen Spends Sunday Mornings Reading Cadillac FanFic

Breaking: Johan de Nysschen Spends Sunday Mornings Reading Cadillac FanFic

Cadillac president Johan de Nysschen sat down for an interview with Motor…

New Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Film “Best F(r)iends” May Deliver Flying Mustang Subplot

New Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Film “Best F(r)iends” May Deliver Flying Mustang Subplot

For years, people have been clamoring for a sequel to The Room,…

Sales of Chinese-Built Buick Envision Continue to Trend Upward

Sales of Chinese-Built Buick Envision Continue to Trend Upward

It’s somewhat surprising that vile pigman and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…

New Ford Bronco Confirmed by UAW Official Responding to Trump Claims

New Ford Bronco Confirmed by UAW Official Responding to Trump Claims

Look, Donald Trump is objectionably irredeemable and terrible, okay? He’s a petulant…

Blu-Ray Review: Fender Bender (2016)

Blu-Ray Review: Fender Bender (2016)

The film Fender Bender is not terribly dissimilar from the only time…

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