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Bid Now to Win CM Punk’s 2001 Monte Carlo

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CM Punk Car

Behold, CM Punk’s 2001 Chevy Monte Carlo, which can now be yours via HandBid
Photo: Handbid

How would you like to own a unique piece of automotive memorabilia once owned by former WWE World Heavyweight Champion and current UFC fighter CM Punk? Well, if you’re among the numerous denizens of the Internet who claim to have bought Punk’s house because you supported him during his near-decade-long career with the WWE, you can now be the one person in the world to say you bought his 2001 Chevy Monte Carlo…by actually buying it.

The 2001 Monte Carlo Coupe LS once owned by Punk is up for auction at Handbid, with all proceeds going toward CJ Wilson’s Children’s Charities Benefit Concert. This Monte Carlo comes in silver with grey cloth interior and has only 143,000 miles on the odometer. It also features what appears to be a wilted Rancid sticker in the back window and a Chiquita banana sticker on the center console.

Rancid Sticker

Currently, the Monte Carlo is up for grabs at the low, low price of $1,000. What a steal! Bidding will end August 8th at midnight. Other items up for auction include two tickets to a 2015-16 Blackhawks game, a Blackhawks hat autographed by Duncan Keith, an autographed Jay Cutler jersey, and a hockey stick signed by members of the Blackhawks. These are all great things, but they are not CM Punk’s car. Samoa Joe has ridden in this car. Now you can, too. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?

According to Punk, the Monte Carlo’s biggest selling point is that it was once vomited in by legendary wrestler Harley Race. That’s well worth the current $1,000 asking price alone.

Also, Rod Steel drove it once.

Punk has not specified if any crusted remnants of Harley Race vomit or dried Rod Steel butt sweat remain in the vehicle, but I assume that finding out is just part of the surprise of winning the auction. Bid today, and forever be the envy of wrestling geeks around the world! It’ll also definitely make your argument that much more valid the next time you complain about wrestling on the Internet!

CM Punk Car

“This was CM Punk’s knob, and now it’s my knob.”

Kyle S. Johnson lives in Cincinnati, a city known by many as “the Cincinnati of Southwest Ohio.” He enjoys professional wrestling, Halloween, and also other things. He has been writing for a while, and he plans to continue to write well into the future. See more articles by Kyle.