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BREAKING: Prime Minister of Canada Likes Ford

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justin-trudeau-fordJustin Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada, has announced that Canada and the Government of Ontario will be investing in the Ford Motor Company to help create more than 800 middle class jobs and strengthen Ford’s research and development facilities. Some of the money will also be used to train automotive sector employees for the high-tech jobs of the future.

Justin Trudeau praised the deal multiple times on Twitter in both English and French, but managed not to insult anyone, puff up his own importance, take credit for something Ford already had planned, or sound like a jerk. It was quite refreshing.

We have nothing else to say because Trudeau conducted himself like a world leader and Ford is quite happy to stay in Canada.


If you haven’t figured it out yet, this post is part of The News Wheel’s April Fools’ Day series about our “move” to Canada. We apologize to any Canadians who take offense. Americans can learn to take a joke.