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Finally, Now We Know How the Camaro Compares to Santa’s Sleigh

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As the holiday season continues and Christmas draws nearer, one question is becoming more and more important, not to mention hard to ignore: “Just how does the 2018 Camaro ZL1 1LE stack up against Santa’s sleigh?” Finally, we have a definitive answer that will allow you to continue with your lives.


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Of course, the GM Parts Center, which is the website that put together the above infographic, pointed out that it doesn’t have the stats on Santa’s latest model of sleigh, so some guestimations had to be employed, including a high curb weight due to the gift bag and Santa’s own generous belly, and a fuel economy of two cookies per home.


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Sadly, it seems that our yearly attempts to develop a vehicle that can out-perform Santa on the track have failed, despite the impressive stats of the Camaro ZL1 1LE, and its record-setting Nurburgring laps. It seems just as well, since the Camaro ZL1 1LE’s aerodynamic body kit would prevent it from following St. Nick over most of Europe, where its sales are banned.

We do have to point out, though, that this can’t really be that accurate of a comparison. After all, we don’t know much about Santa’s current model, or whether he will be taking our suggestion last week that he should upgrade his lighting from using reindeer noses to GM’s lighting technology.

News Source: GM Parts Center

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    Daniel Susco is a native of the Dayton-Cincinnati area, and has written on a multitude of subjects. He can discuss Shakespeare, expound on Classical Mythology, and even make witty jokes about Pliny the Elder (More like “Pliny the Rounder,” right?). In his free time, Daniel enjoys reading, cooking, woodworking, and long walks on the beach (just kidding – sunburn is no joke). See more articles by Daniel.