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Justin Bieber Got Arrested for Dangerous Driving and Assault

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The world is in shock from little, innocent Justin’s unexpected stunt

It’s being reported that Justin Bieber got arrested for dangerous driving and assault while in Canada, his motherland, with Selena Gomez, his on-again, off-again girlfriend, on August 19. I’m personally speechless. All I can keep thinking is, “Justin, this is so unlike you. Where is this coming from?”

Justin Bieber Got Arrested for Dangerous Driving and Assault

Justin Bieber got arrested for dangerous driving and assault. Surprised, right?

According to ABC News, Mr. Bieber’s lawyer released the following statement regarding the incident: “Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’ peaceful retreat in Stratford this weekend was unfortunately disrupted by the unwelcome presence of the paparazzi. This has regrettably resulted in charges of dangerous driving and assault. Mr. Bieber and Ms. Gomez have fully cooperated in the police investigation. We are hopeful that this matter will be quickly resolved.”

Blaming the paparazzi? How unlike Justin.

Shortly after his arrest for hitting a minivan on an all terrain vehicle, the Biebster was released. He’ll have to appear at the Ontario Court of Justice on September 29th. He will likely have to say, “I’m sorry, eh?” and all charges will be dropped, based on my knowledge of the Canadian court system.

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