Justin Bieber’s Cadillac Escalade Crashes with BMW
You better Belieb it.
To be honest, I’m already mad at myself for reporting a story about Justin Bieber, but it was either that, or write all about Chrysler Group’s thrilling partnership with the National Federation of Independent Business. I mean, I had to write something. It’s not like I get paid to sit here and play around with BuzzFeed quizzes all day, as much as my browser history might suggest.
Anyway, TMZ (yes, that is where I am now getting my auto news) is reporting that Justin Bieber’s Cadillac Escalade was involved in a minor car accident on Tuesday of this week. But for once, the Biebs wasn’t at fault. He was sitting comfortably in the front passenger seat when a paparazzo began to tail the Escalade. Hoping to flee the “unwanted” attention, the driver of the Cadillac sped up when suddenly, a BMW pulling out of a parking structure slammed into the Escalade’s passenger side.
Reportedly, Bieber immediately hopped out of the Escalade and somehow managed to hop into another getaway SUV and speed off right away.
I guess, if you think about it, Justin Bieber’s Cadillac Escalade getting slammed by a BMW isn’t the worst kind of Justin Bieber news; there’s been far worse. At least he wasn’t filling up a penthouse with weed smoke or throwing flaming bags of poo at the eldery or drag racing during an acid trip. And, praise be to God, at least, for once, he wasn’t singing.
- Timothy MooreManaging Editor
Timothy Moore hails from Dayton, Ohio, and tries to bring that Midwestern flavor to his writing. (But as it turns out, no one really likes the Midwestern flavor.) He has been covering the auto industry for years, with several national auto shows under his belt, but he’s been writing about lots of other things (like dragons and Mickey Mouse and cows drowning in milk) since he was just a tot. Outside of the land of cars, Timothy enjoys watching The Office and consuming excessive amounts of peanut butter and beer, and is on the board of an up-and-coming Dayton theatre company called The Playground. And when he’s not on stage (or three jars into a peanut butter binge), Timothy spends time with his mischievous dog, Greyson. See more articles by Timothy.