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Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner Destroy a Car, Mourn Ending of HIMYM

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Seriously, what did I just watch?

Sometimes you’re just innocently watching male singers cover Alanis Morissette songs on YouTube (or wait, is that just me?) when you stumble upon something golden. Other times, you stumble upon Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner destroying a car because they are angry that How I Met Your Mother is ending.

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner Destroy a Car

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner Destroy a Car


Warning: This video contains Linday Lohan.

I’ll let you think about what you just saw for a moment before we move on.

Fully processed? Mind done spinning? Good, because I’ve collected my favorite quotes and have posted them below:

Lindsay Lohan: “F*** you, Jason Segel, I’m tired of seeing your penis in every movie.”

Billy Eichner: “Alyson Hannigan is the only person I can relate to.”

– But seriously.

Billy Eichner: “See you at Sundance, mother f*****!”

Lindsay Lohan: “Yeah, what you gonna live tweet now?”

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner Destroy a Car

“I’m p*****!”

And the best part? They wrote a check for $500 to Mayim Bialik of The Big Bang Theory, which was recently renewed for three seasons.

As strange as it was to watch Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner destroy a car, especially one decked out in NPH’s face, I must admit it was strangely satisfying to watch. The internet has no shame.

Timothy Moore takes his leadership inspiration from Michael Scott, his writing inspiration from Mark Twain, and his dancing inspiration from every drunk white guy at a wedding. When Tim is not writing about cars, he’s working on his novel or reading someone else’s, geeking out over strategy board games, hiking with his pooch, or channeling his inner Linda Belcher over beers with his friends. See more articles by Timothy.