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Motorcycle Drag Racer Isn’t Good at Drag Racing

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Motorcycle Drag Racer

Motorcycle drag racer is not really good at drag racing.

Yesterday, the video below was uploaded to YouTube with the title “Car vs Bike” and nothing in the description except “Drag Race.” I knew something magical was bound to happen, however, because Daisy Duke was the official race starter.

Motorcycle Drag Racer

Daisy Duke gives the countdown.

Keep your eyes on the motorcycle, which, in theory, should have no problem beating out the old BMW. In theory.

Motorcycle Drag Racer in “Car vs Bike,” Featuring Old BMW and Daisy Duke

Andy Epic Fail

Luckily, the motorcyclist reported no broken bones, but his pride was shattered in seven places.

Motorcycle Drag Racer

“Why are you limping, man? Is it the bad knee?”
“No, it’s just my pride, bro. I think I broke it.”

  • Timothy MooreManaging Editor

    Timothy Moore hails from Dayton, Ohio, and tries to bring that Midwestern flavor to his writing. (But as it turns out, no one really likes the Midwestern flavor.) He has been covering the auto industry for years, with several national auto shows under his belt, but he’s been writing about lots of other things (like dragons and Mickey Mouse and cows drowning in milk) since he was just a tot. Outside of the land of cars, Timothy enjoys watching The Office and consuming excessive amounts of peanut butter and beer, and is on the board of an up-and-coming Dayton theatre company called The Playground. And when he’s not on stage (or three jars into a peanut butter binge), Timothy spends time with his mischievous dog, Greyson. See more articles by Timothy.