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Mow Down Zombies in This Apocalypse-Ready Mitsubishi 4×4

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Zombie Fighting Mitsubishi

Kids of all ages have to be prepared for some zombie killing

If you think that The Walking Dead is going to become more documentary than fictional television show sometime soon, then it’s always good to be prepared—and what better way to be prepared than have a zombie-ready vehicle at hand?

Now, for the low price of $3,000, you can be more than ready for the zombies to come a-callin’.

Mitsubishi Zombie Slayer

The Zombie Slayer cuts an impressive silhouette

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Who knew zombie-apocalypse preparations could be so cheap?

At once, this bone-crunching machine, which is named “Zombie Slayer,” was actually a 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse—but don’t let that fool you. Under the Eclipse’s body lies the frame and running gear of a 80s Nissan “hardbody” 4×4 pickup truck. So if you were worried about being able to get away from the zombies if they’re more of the World War Z-type than Shaun of the Dead (aka they move really fast), then worry no more—you’re absolutely set with this beautiful Frankenstein creation.

Zombie Slayer

Frankenstein’s monster, if the good doctor had been a mechanic

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But it gets even better! Under the olive green exterior—because, hello, you need camouflage—is a Chevy 5.0-liter V8 engine. Add the massive 22-inch wheels wrapped with 37-inch off-road tires and a four-inch lift kit, and there really isn’t a place you can’t go to get away from zombies. Oh, and the roof has the perfect nest for an automatic weapon. Really, I’m not kidding.

Zombie Slayer Weaponry

You could kill your fair share of zombies with this set up

So, if you want to get your hands on this zombie-fighting machine, don’t wait too much longer. With the buzz it’s getting, I’m going to guess that this apocalypse ready vehicle is going to sell quick. Check out the Craigslist ad here.

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    A born-and-raised Jersey girl, Caitlin Moran lives in Dayton, Ohio at the moment and loves getting down and nerdy with English. After recently graduating from the University of Dayton with her Masters in English Literature, Caitlin is now combining her love of writing and cars for The News Wheel. She is also continuing her love affair with traveling, broadening her knowledge of foreign automobiles. See more articles by Caitlin.