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Oregon Drivers Get Slimed in Hagfish Truck Crash

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Sometimes, a car crash is just two vehicles running into each other. Some plastic is shattered, some glass breaks, some airbags go off, and people have a story to tell about that jerk that cut them off and slammed on the brakes (hopefully with no injuries). However, stories like that aren’t that uncommon.

And then there are stories like this one.


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Around noon on Thursday, the Oregon Department of Transportation was doing some road work with one side of the highway closed, when a truck hauling a bunch of containers didn’t see them early enough, slammed on the brakes, and accidentally dumped his cargo onto the open lane.

That cargo was 7,500 pounds of prime, wriggling hagfish. These are otherwise known as slime eels.

The spill immediately caused a no-injuries four-car pileup.

Man, it’s like Godzilla sneezed on the highway.

 

Godzilla

…Bless you.

Hagfish got their “slime eel” nickname from their defense mechanism, which is so prominently displayed in the above pictures: when threatened, they release stringy proteins into the water around them, turning it into a thick slime. Here’s Grand Tour host Richard Hammond splashing around in a tank full of the stuff.

If the threat had been a hungry fish, it would have gagged as the slime filled its mouth, letting the hagfish either slip away or simply be spit back out.

Instead, through, it led to some of the nastiest cleanup photos and videos I have ever seen.

He Slimed me


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In the interest of accuracy, though, in a couple of places the hagfish are just referred to as “eels,” and they aren’t—they just kind of look that way. They are actually a member of a small class of species called Agnatha, or jawless fish.

These particular hagfish are a coastal species, bound for shipping to South Korea, where hagfish is commonly eaten and considered a sex-oriented male “stamina food.”

Yum!

News Sources: Jalopnik, News Lincoln County, Smithsonian Magazine, Sweet Pickles and Corn

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    Daniel Susco is a native of the Dayton-Cincinnati area, and has written on a multitude of subjects. He can discuss Shakespeare, expound on Classical Mythology, and even make witty jokes about Pliny the Elder (More like “Pliny the Rounder,” right?). In his free time, Daniel enjoys reading, cooking, woodworking, and long walks on the beach (just kidding – sunburn is no joke). See more articles by Daniel.