Win a 2016 F-150 in Ford’s Toby Keith Sweepstakes
Do you love the Ford F-150? Do you love country musicians who peaked a decade ago and whose star basically fizzled out once they stopped threatening to plant boots in derrieres and at about the same time that they began opening up bars and grills that are arguably just slightly less offensive than Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar?
Okay, good! Then you’re definitely going to want to enter the Toby Keith Good Times and Pick Up Lines Sweepstakes Presented by Ford F-Series. Even if only the first part applies, you’ll still want to enter, because you can win a 2016 Ford F-150. And that’s pretty sweet.
Entering is about as easy as proclaiming the film Beer for My Horses to be insipid cash-in fodder: visit the contest page, fill out an entry form, and away you go.
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The sweepstakes concludes on March 31st, 2016, when one grand prize winner will win a 2016 Ford F-150 and a private performance for up to 19 guests. Yes, the private performance is from Toby Keith. No, you can’t request a better musician.
Better yet, the ARV of the prize package is $54,600, including an estimated value of $50,000 for the truck and $2,000 in additional restaurant and entertainment value. The assumed value of the Toby Keith tickets are $125 a piece, which ha ha ha ha boy, they sure do assume a lot of value for a Toby Keith concert ticket. But hey, you get a 2016 F-150 and a $100 gift card to cover a pub crawl.
Our advice: if you win, enjoy the truck, but don’t invite a soul to the Toby Keith performance. Just sit directly in front of him, never breaking eye contact and sadly shaking your head in disapproval as he hyucks his way through his setlist. Maybe he can work the experience into his next song about America or beer or women or American beer-drinking women or America-drinking female beer.
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