Articles by Kyle Johnson
This is the (Kind of Sort of) New Face of the 2018 Ford Mustang
Mustang6G.com got hold to Ford's b-roll footage of the new 2018 Ford Mustang GT. It has a new face, more or less, and it is 100 percent still a Mustang, from the looks of it at least. …
Buick to Air Expensive Commercial During Football Game With Trademarked Name
With the conclusion of Sunday’s football matches, we now know that February’s…
Blu-Ray Movie Review: ‘Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050’
At its core, Roger Corman’s Death Race 2050 is a…
Exclusive: The Cars and Drivers of ‘Death Race 2050’
Death Race 2050, the reboot of Roger Corman’s cult classic Death Race…
Ford Imagines “City of Tomorrow,” Outlines Brighter Future in 2021 and Beyond
Unless you are a nihilist (which is, let’s face it, not a…
Fact-Averse President-Elect Threatens General Motors with Border Tax
In case you are waking up from an extended coma and are…
Ford Teases “Exciting News!” Involving The Rock
Earlier today, @FordOnline posted a rather cryptic news article entitled “Exciting News!”…
Cadillac Condemns Casting Call for Neo-Nazi Commercial Role
Are you a Trump voter between the ages of 20-40 looking for…
Ford’s 2013 Trends Report Foretold Post-Fact America
Ford on Wednesday released its 2017 Looking Further with Ford trend report.…
New Commercial: Opel Tries Selling Ampera-e with Insect Snuff Film
When considering an approach that an automotive brand might take to hype…
Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?
Opel must be going through some kind of weird phase where it…
I Read Opel’s Grumpy Cat Press Release So You Don’t Have To
Have you ever seen one of those horrible parody films that wants…
Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles
Distended pustule in a suit Donald Trump has made no bones about…
Opel: Here Are Some Good Dogs, and Also Cars
Opel would like any and all prospective customers to know that it…
Breaking: Johan de Nysschen Spends Sunday Mornings Reading Cadillac FanFic
Cadillac president Johan de Nysschen sat down for an interview with Motor…
New Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero Film “Best F(r)iends” May Deliver Flying Mustang Subplot
For years, people have been clamoring for a sequel to The Room,…
Sales of Chinese-Built Buick Envision Continue to Trend Upward
It’s somewhat surprising that vile pigman and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
New Ford Bronco Confirmed by UAW Official Responding to Trump Claims
Look, Donald Trump is objectionably irredeemable and terrible, okay? He’s a petulant…