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20 Car-Related Dad Jokes to Share This Father’s Day

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Father’s Day is less than a week away. Perhaps you’re planning on spending some quality time with your dad, or maybe you live far away and will have to settle for a check-in via Skype. Perhaps you’re a new father and plan on celebrating with your brand new baby, or maybe you’re a father of grown kids who may or may not remember that it’s Father’s Day. No matter your situation, no Father’s Day would be complete without some good, old-fashioned dad jokes. We’ve compiled the best car-related ones for you to try out on those closest to you… just be prepared for plenty of sighing and groaning from your family!

If you get run over by an electric car, is it assault and battery?

best car memes electric slide

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When I got the bill for the engine rebuild, I blew a gasket!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.

car got toad

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I had a dream last night that I was a car muffler. I woke up exhausted.

We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.

cow meme dad jokes

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I probably have blind spots, but I don’t see them.

What do you call a vampire who can lift up cars? Jack-u-la.

Buffy car vampire puns

What do you call a Hispanic driver who lost his car? Carlos.

I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.

Why couldn’t the cow cross the road? Because the cars were MOOving too fast.

cow pun

What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.

What type of car does a chicken farmer drive? A coupe.

chicken coupe

What kind of cars do cats drive? Catillacs.

Why did the spider buy a sports car? So he could take it out for a spin.

What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look at me, I’m changing!”

traffic light meme pun

What happens to 13-year-old cars? They get car-mitzvahed.

What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!

bad parking meme

What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Booicks.

When I was young, all I wanted was a BMW. Now that I’m older, I don’t need the W.