Cartoon Car Spotlight: Creepy ‘Turbo Teen’ TV Show Should Stay Buried in the ’80s
Admittedly, I’m a big fan of obscure, oft-forgotten cartoons from childhood. I still think Cadillacs & Dinosaurs was criminally underrated and deserves a live-action reboot (it’d be far better than the recent Transformers and Jurassic World movies).
But there are some old cartoons that should remain forgotten and aren’t even entertaining for nostalgic purposes. In fact, some of them are just plain weird. You have to wonder how certain animated shows got green-lit, because the final product can be traumatizing to watch.
Turbo Teen was one of those shows. I know it’s developed a small, loyal cult following, but I still think it’s one of the weirdest cartoons from the 1980s.
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Turbo Teen: An 80s Cartoon That Will Give You Nightmares
This Saturday morning cartoon is about Brett Matthews, a teenager who accidentally gets hit with a top-secret government lab’s ray gun. The result: he becomes fused with the red sports car he’s driving and has the ability to morph into the car, though not entirely at will; he can only do so when the temperature gets hot around him. When it’s cold, he goes back to being a human. And somehow he used this ability to help solve crimes while evading an evil monster truck driver.
As bizarre as the premise is, what really sticks with you are the transformation sequences that distort the human form. Check out some of these horrifying images below. It’s like a form of automotive body horror.
First his body stretches like a hot dog…then his butt goes square…then his hands inflate exponentially…then—WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO HIS FACE?!?! OMG, WHAT IN THE WORLD?? TURN IT OFF!!!
The show was produced by Ruby-Spears, which created other memorably odd shows such as Mega Man, Centurions, Mister T, Dragon’s Lair, and Heathcliff. It ran for only one season, 12 episodes from September 8, 1984 to August 31, 1985. Tracking down copies of it now is difficult, but you can watch some low-quality transfers of episodes online. If you dare.
Personally, I’ll stick with watching the Herbie movies. At least that sentient car doesn’t keep me up at night.
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- Tim ShultsContributor
Tim Shults is the President of the Shults Auto Group. In his spare time he likes to play golf and spend time with his four daughters. Shults Auto Group is the largest auto group in the Southern tier. With over 400 employees, Shults Auto Group has 11 different dealerships carrying 15 different makes and 2 strictly used car stores, Shults Toyota, Ed Shults Chevrolet Cadillac, Shults Chevrolet of Westfield, Edmond Chevrolet Buick GMC, Ed Shults Ford Lincoln of Jamestown, Kia of Jamestown, Ed Shults Subaru of Warren, Shults Hyundai, Ed Shults Chrysler Dodge Jeep of Warren, Shults Resale, Shults Resale Olean, and Shults Nissan.