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10 More Car-Themed Dad Jokes to Get You Through Your Week

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We all know that Dad Jokes are the best jokes; they’re so bad they become hilarious. Plus, puns and corny punch lines offer innocent and all-age appropriate laughs.

We’ve given you some car-related Dad jokes in the past, to help you celebrate Father’s Day, but now winter is here and the holidays are over. The days are shorter and the weeks feel longer, so we thought we would share a few more with you to help get you through the week.

What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Do you know what grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home.

What do you call a used car salesman?

A car-deal-ologist.

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What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?

Its butt.

Where can you get the fastest fast-food?


Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul?

He wanted to bust a move.

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

Sources: ShearComfort, SONIC 102.9, Jalopnik