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‘Frustrated’ Man Drives Truck Through His Own Home

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What’s the absolute stupidest thing that you’ve done while angry? Did you say something you instantly regretted? Did you smash your PS4 controller into a million pieces after getting slaughtered by Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, for the eighth time in Bloodborne? Okay, but did you get so pissed that you literally drove your truck through your house?

Good, then that means you are not John Paul Jones, Jr., who may well have done the stupidest thing that one could possibly do in a fit of anger.

CBS46 News

Jones, 35 years old and possibly (but probably not) a direct descendant of the famous American naval hero, was “frustrated” after a conversation with his wife last Thursday, and so he responded the only way a normal human being would: by jumping into his Chevy and plowing through his house.

Oh, and the reason he was frustrated: to that point, Jones had been unsuccessful in attempts to sell his house. Well there you have it.

“I’ve been out of work for the past year and a half. Needed some work,” said Jones. “It didn’t pay anything, but hey, it kept me busy.”

Police responded after neighbors called 911. When they arrived, Jones told them that he had opted to drive through the house to alleviate a problem with air conditioning because he is also a comedian.

“They said, ‘open a window.’ I told them it wasn’t enough. As you can see, I had a nice breeze.”

Jones is not being charged with any crimes because the idiotic destruction occurred on his own property. Feel free to judge him to your heart’s content, however.