The News Wheel
No Comments

This 1998 LeSabre Truck Will Kill All Joy in Your Life

Decrease Font Size Increase Font Size Text Size Print This Page

February is truly shaping up to be an amazing month for utterly bizarre Craigslist finds. First, there’s the awesome case of a 1978 GMC van with a painted-on mural depicting everything from scenes out of Star Trek to incredibly out-of-place nudity. That, for all of its weirdness, is an excellent thing and an absolute steal at $9,500.

And then there’s this, which is also a thing and not nearly as excellent:

1998 Buick LeSabre Truck

Photo: Craigslist

That, in case you’re wondering, is the Frankenstein’s-Monster-esque fusion of a 1998 Buick LeSabre…uh…the bottom frame of a bunk bed? An old-fashioned hayride trailer? Who knows. That zest for life that we acquired from the beautifully odd Star Trek van was immediately sucked back out of us by this thing like it’s some kind of automotive succubus. It’s back to the doldrums for us. Probably forever now. Thanks, random person in Arkansas.

1998 Buick LeSabre Truck 1

*breaks out into cold sweat*

It’s also worth noting that the “boogie” van also had one of the more in-depth listings we’ve ever read, replete with plenty of pros and cons and even a brief look at the history of the van.

The 1998 Buick LeSabre truck, on the other hand:

One of a kind, 98 Buick pickup, licenced as a pickup, all power & air, power every thing, good tires, alum wheels , no text please calls only eye catcher

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Well, at least it’s only $1,200 for this monstrosity, which might make it somewhat worthwhile if only because you can charge people $5 a pop to take their picture next to it like the freakshow attraction that it is.

1998 Buick LeSabre Truck

Opening act for The Bearded Lady and Lobster Boy

News Source: Craigslist (via Jalopnik)