Car-Themed Dad Jokes Part III
As Father’s Day approaches, it’s time to give back to your dad. Learn some top-notch car-related dad jokes and watch the joker become the jokee. Just make sure you take note of any eye-rolls so you can bring them up the next time Dad catches you off-guard with a not-so-funny dad joke.
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Outrageous one-liners
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents… but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
A dad is washing his car with his son. After a few minutes, the son says, “Dad, do you think we could use a sponge instead?”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi.
If you run in front of a car, you’ll get tired. But if you run behind a car, you’ll be exhausted.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Hey Bob, do you know how to drive this thing?”
Knee-slapping knock knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car go “beep beep”!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
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Quality Q&A
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin?
What part of the car is the laziest?
The wheels, because they’re always tired!
What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
A flat tire-annosaurus!
How do fleas travel?
By itch-hiking!
What did one German cowboy say to the other?
Audi!
What do you say to a frog that needs a ride?
Hop in!
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod!
Until next year…
Sources: BestLife, Enchanted Learning, Morgan Pritchett, Funny Jokes
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