Articles by Patrick Grieve
All-Star Game MVP Robinson Cano Chooses Corvette Grand Sport as Reward
Last night, millions of baseball fans tuned into FOX to witness one…
If You Thought the Disney-Pixar “Cars” Universe Couldn’t Get Any Darker, You Haven’t Considered the Possibility of Car Hitler
Back in April, we reported that Jay Ward, the creative director of…
New Honda Ad Stars Pompous Albert, Which is a Famous Internet Cat, I Guess
Do you ever have one of those moments where you realize that,…
I’m Digging this New Kaiju Commercial for the 2018 Honda Odyssey
Honda is getting back to its roots with a new ad for…
Check Out Hulu’s “Becoming Bond,” the Story of the Used Car Salesman Who Would Be Bond
To even recognize the name “George Lazenby,” you have to be a…
Dispatches from Dream Car Week: Fear and Loathing in CBS Television City
A middle-aged woman named Karen stands on stage with Drew Carey, the…
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President Trump Apparently Misses Cruising to Taylor Swift, Endangering Life of Youngest Child [VIDEO]
If there’s one thing we know about President Donald Trump, it’s that…
Honda Introduces America to Miimo, a Roomba For Your Lawn
Perhaps the greatest looming economic crisis is the massive amount of jobs…
Apparently, the Charming Backstory of Pixar’s “Cars” is that Autonomous Vehicles Killed Off the Human Race
Despite being one of the blander franchises in the Pixar canon, when…
Make Your Voice Heard By Demanding That Ben Bailey Host the New “Cash Cab” Show
In this highly politicized and polarized age, you probably find yourself implored…
General Motors Grows Valuable Plant in South America, Only to Have it Seized by Government on 4/20
As any medical marijuana dispenser who has been raided by DEA agents…
So is Limp Bizkit Going to Play a Show at the Sunoco in Dayton Tonight, Or What?
A year ago, I reached the pinnacle of my journalistic career: publicizing…
White Sox Players Ride Ford Mustangs to Opening Day, Decline to Play Ball Upon Arriving
If you’re a casual baseball fan, you’re probably under the impression that…
Honda Gets Head Start on April Fools’ Day, Unveils “Car Horn Emojis” for 2018 Odyssey
On April Fool’s Day, car brands like to show that they have…
Man Uses Laser Cutter to Create Vin Diesel-Shaped Ham Sandwich
There seems to be an emerging trend of people attempting to pay…
Donald Trump’s Big Day With Trucks Adapted Into Children’s Book
Last week, America’s big boy president had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very…
Big Boy Donald Trump Loves Trucks, Gets to Sit In One and Honk Horn Real Loud
What a very big day for a very big boy! Donald Trump,…
Heroic Hackers Turn Chevy Volt Into Mario Kart 64 Arcade Machine
Recently, I discovered that the arcade bar near my apartment has “Mario Kart…