Motorcycle drag racer is not really good at drag racing.
Yesterday, the video below was uploaded to YouTube with the title “Car vs Bike” and nothing in the description except “Drag Race.” I knew something magical was bound to happen, however, because Daisy Duke was the official race starter.
Daisy Duke gives the countdown.
Keep your eyes on the motorcycle, which, in theory, should have no problem beating out the old BMW. In theory.
Luckily, the motorcyclist reported no broken bones, but his pride was shattered in seven places.
“Why are you limping, man? Is it the bad knee?”
“No, it’s just my pride, bro. I think I broke it.”
Timothy Moore takes his leadership inspiration from Michael Scott, his writing inspiration from Mark Twain, and his dancing inspiration from every drunk white guy at a wedding. When Tim is not writing about cars and money, he’s working on his novel or reading someone else’s, geeking out over strategy board games, hiking with his pooch, or channeling his inner Linda Belcher over beers with his friends. See more articles by Timothy.
