Man Dances on Patrol Vehicle to Protect Children From Vampires
It has long been established that vampires are best repelled by wicked dance moves. Vampire hunters throughout the ages have repelled the bloodsuckers by shaking what their mama gave them (has anyone seen a vampire since Miley started twerking?). So, on April 7th, one man, a convicted sex offender named Christian Radecki of Cape Coral,…