2016 Cruze Commercial Combines Chevy’s Stupid “Real People” Ads with its Stupid Emoji Ads, Is Stupid
Chevrolet has been playing around with two distinct yet equally eye roll-inducing…
Chevrolet’s Pandering Millennial Commercials Are Becoming Self-Aware
In the past, this website has been sharply critical of Chevrolet’s various…
2016 Chevy Cruze Boasts Better Fuel Economy than Hyundai Elantra and Mazda3
There’s no other gasoline-powered car in the compact sedan segment that provides…
Full 2016 Chevy Cruze EPA Fuel Economy Ratings Revealed
The upcoming 2016 Chevy Cruze received its official fuel economy ratings from…
Evil Dead Director Sam Raimi Creates Horror-Inspired Chevy Commercial
Chevrolet finally seems to be getting over its aversion to using actors…
2016 Camaro Leading Chevy’s Find New Roads Trip
This is a big year for Chevrolet. So far, the bowtie brand…
New Family of Ecotec Engines Coming to 2016 Chevy Cruze
In addition to offering brand new, #Emojitastic smartphone integration in the form…
Chevrolet Finds New Lows with #ChevyGoesEmoji Stunt
With every passing year, the shamelessly ratings-obsessed television news station depicted in…
2016 Chevy Cruze Debuts in Detroit
As the emojis foretold, last night the 2016 Chevy Cruze debuted at…
Chevrolet Decodes its Dumb Emoji Press Release for the 2016 Chevy Cruze
Yesterday, Chevy put out a press release about the 2016 Chevy Cruze…
Chevy Puts Out a Press Release That’s Entirely Emojis (You Know, For #Kids!)
Chevy has been courting the Millennial market hard—hiring a professional Instagrammer to…
Chevrolet Teases Next-Generation 2016 Chevy Cruze
Today Chevrolet released the first official teaser image of the upcoming next-generation…
GM Files Trademark Patent for ‘Cruze Premier’
Because it’s probably been just a little bit too long since you’ve…
GM to Build 2016 Chevy Cruze in China, Mexico, and Ohio
The Chevy Cruze is quite the globe-trotter: not only has Chevrolet sold…
GM Commits $350 Million to Production of New Cruze in Mexico
General Motors Mexico announced Monday that it will invest $350 million USD…