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My First Time Driving Was Almost Disastrous
Just before I was old enough to get my temporary Driver's License, I had my first experience behind the wheel. It didn't go as planned.…
3 Unexpected Car Crashes In Cinema
In real life, there's nothing good about car crashes. But in movies, an unexpected collision can increase the intensity in a millisecond.…
Reimagining Viral Videos as Car Commercials
The internet is a treasure trove of strange, delightful viral videos. I think some of them can be repurposed as car commercials.…
Mass Effect: Legendary Edition Will Try To Fix the Mako
The upcoming remaster of the beloved Mass Effect trilogy might be able to correct one of the original's biggest flaws: the Mako.…
‘Cars’ Rip-Off Review: ‘A Car’s Life 4: Junkyard Blues’ (2017)
Back in 2006, Spark Plug Entertainment released the exceptionally shoddy animated film…
‘Cars’ Rip-Off Review: ‘A Car’s Life 3: The Royal Heist’ (2013)
In 2006, Pixar released the motion picture Cars to wide critical acclaim…
‘Cars’ Rip-Off Review: ‘A Car’s Life 2’ (2011)
In a previous article for The News Wheel, I reviewed a dreadful…
‘Cars’ Rip-Off Review: ‘A Car’s Life’ (2006)
Cars is a special film for multiple reasons. The wizards at Pixar…
I’m Very Glad Cars Don’t Have Different Control Layouts
Control layouts vary widely between video game brands. We should thank our lucky stars that the same isn't true for cars.…
Mobile Game Review: ‘Parking Jam’
Let’s be honest: we’ve all gotten addicted to a silly mobile game…
Remembering the Legendarily Bad Sitcom ‘My Mother the Car’
There’s very little in this world that’s harder to watch than an…
“Capote” and its Bel Air Blunders
"Capote" is a great showcase for the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but it also has a few issues, many of which accompany the Chevy Bel Air.…
3 Terrible Movies Obsessed With Very Slow Driving
Many "so bad they're good" movies obsess over showing characters driving very slowly in order to pad the runtime. Here are three of the best.…
Ford Employee Built a Bronco Sculpture Out of Snow
With all the snow that got dumped across the country in February,…
Why on Earth is KFC a Drive-Through Restaurant?
Drive-through restaurants are a staple of American life, but I cannot fathom why KFC promotes itself as something you can eat on the go.…
How I Work Around My Terrible Air Pump
Keeping your tires properly inflated is an important part of routine vehicle maintenance, but the air pump near my apartment is a nightmare.…
Cinema’s Goofiest Car Chases: ‘Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah’ (1991)
Let’s face it: Godzilla isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. The Big G…
