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John Cena’s Ford GT Not Being Auctioned Off for a Change

John Cena’s Ford GT Not Being Auctioned Off for a Change

The saga of John Cena’s 2017 Ford GT has taken more unnecessary and inexplicable twists and turns than the Charlotte/Becky Lynch/Ronda Rousey storyline. Following a January settlement between Ford Motor Company and Mecum Auctions that forbade the latter from selling any Ford GT within the first two years of original ownership, the well-traveled Liquid Blue […]

 The News Wheel

For the Second Time in Six Weeks, John Cena’s Ford GT is Headed to Auction

For the Second Time in Six Weeks, John Cena’s Ford GT is Headed to Auction

‘Round and ‘round and ‘round John Cena’s 2017 Ford GT goes, where it stops … well, at this point, who knows. For the third time now (that we know of), a Liquid Blue 2017 Ford GT once owned by pro wrestler John Cena is up for sale. Mecum will put the VIN 77 Ford GT […]

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John Cena Settles Lawsuit with Ford, Proceeds to Be Donated to Charity

John Cena Settles Lawsuit with Ford, Proceeds to Be Donated to Charity

In professional wrestling, every legendary rivalry must come to a satisfying resolution. Hulk Hogan had to bodyslam Andre the Giant at the Silverdome to become the face of Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. The Rock had to finally put down “Stone Cold” Steve Austin at Wrestlemania to cement his legacy as the industry’s most transcendent star. The […]

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Ford Is Going After the Dealer That Bought and Sold John Cena’s GT, Too

Ford Is Going After the Dealer That Bought and Sold John Cena’s GT, Too

We live in strange times. Just last month, a 2017 Ford GT in Ingot Silver sold for a whopping $1.65 million on the auction block at Mecum’s Indianapolis event. To alleviate fears before the bidding began, a man assured the gathered masses that it would be a legal sale, a judge had apparently ruled in […]

 Kyle Johnson

John Cena Moves to Dismiss Ford’s Lawsuit Over Sale of 2017 Ford GT

John Cena Moves to Dismiss Ford’s Lawsuit Over Sale of 2017 Ford GT

The most famous movement in John Cena’s professional wrestling arsenal is arguably not an actual offensive maneuver—like the Five Knuckle Shuffle or the Attitude Adjustment—but rather a taunt. Specifically, a taunt where he raises his hand with his palm facing his face, waggles it to and fro in front of his eyes, and informs opponent […]

 Graham Eubank

John Cena on Ford Lawsuit: They’re Really Doing Some Great Stuff with Lincoln, Huh?

John Cena on Ford Lawsuit: They’re Really Doing Some Great Stuff with Lincoln, Huh?

John Cena, a man who no one can see, is squaring off against Ford Motor Company over allegations that he broke a purchase agreement rendering him unable to sell his 2017 Ford GT for 24 months. Cena’s invisibility did not protect him from the extrasensory perception of Ford’s legal team, and he could wind up […]

 Kyle Johnson

Attitude Adjustment: John Cena Sued by Ford For Selling His 2017 Ford GT

Attitude Adjustment: John Cena Sued by Ford For Selling His 2017 Ford GT

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: professional wrestler purchases a $400,000+ supercar, decides he wants to sell it, and is promptly sued by the automaker. Such is, inexplicably, the tale of John Cena and the Ford Motor Company According to TMZ Sports, the 16-time world heavyweight champion is being sued by Ford for […]

 Richard Bazzy

[Video] Living Person John Cena Maybe Peed Himself After Driving a 2017 Ford GT

[Video] Living Person John Cena Maybe Peed Himself After Driving a 2017 Ford GT

John Cena, a man who is very much alive and certainly not dead, is something of a gearhead. Guy’s got a lot of cars, and he’s not afraid to show it—even if he himself cannot be seen. He articulates that passion not in a WWE ring, where he can often be found given opponents Five […]

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5 Coolest Cars from John Cena’s Instagram

5 Coolest Cars from John Cena’s Instagram

Just like the person, John Cena’s Instagram account is full of mystery, humor, and baffling contradictions. Over 7 million followers tune in regularly to see what random image the WWE and entertainment superstar is going to post next. The images, ranging from video game box art to costumed cats to slabs of meat, are shared without explanation. […]

 Kyle Johnson

John Cena Still Not Dead, Set to Star in Transformers Spin-Off “Bumblebee”

John Cena Still Not Dead, Set to Star in Transformers Spin-Off “Bumblebee”

Transformers: The Last Knight is a good old-fashioned blockbuster smash hit, pulling in a global haul of $568.9 million since bowing in theaters on June 23rd. It is also what one might charitably call a critical punching bag, earning a paltry 15% Tomatometer score on RottenTomatoes.com and earning a towering 0 out of 4 stars […]

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John Cena Survived the 2017 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

John Cena Survived the 2017 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

When it comes to ultimate honors, there’s none that come close to the wondrous occasion of hosting the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. Think about it – thousands upon thousands of pre-pubescent children screaming at you, full force and non-stop, as you shout back at them about their favorite music and television performers, all while following […]

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UPDATE: John Cena Prepares to Kill on Carpool Karaoke

UPDATE: John Cena Prepares to Kill on Carpool Karaoke

If you haven’t heard yet, the famous Carpool Karaoke segment on The Late Late Show with James Corden is getting its own program on Apple Music TV. As Apple Music’s first original show, the intimate interview/sing-along has a lot riding on its shoulders. To help carry that heavy weight, it seems as if producers have […]

 Kyle Johnson

WWE Superstar John Cena to Pace Daytona 500 in Toyota Camry

WWE Superstar John Cena to Pace Daytona 500 in Toyota Camry

This year, a very special individual will be pacing the Daytona 500 at the Daytona International Speedway. He is a man who embodies the principles of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. He urges his fans and followers to Never Give Up, and he practices what he preaches by pushing past injuries and continuing to train. He […]

 Kyle Johnson

BREAKING: John Cena is Still Alive, Has a Mobile Racing Game

BREAKING: John Cena is Still Alive, Has a Mobile Racing Game

[wptab name=’Friday the 13th – Cena Lives!’] It’s been two weeks, and people are still asking if John Cena is alive or dead. I am beginning to think that John Cena is no longer a person, but rather a construct. The Cena Paradox, I’m calling it. It is the working theory that John Cena, professional […]

 Kyle Johnson

UPDATE: John Cena is Still Alive

UPDATE: John Cena is Still Alive

[wptab name=’Further Proof’] A week ago, I noticed that an unusual number of people had come to The News Wheel looking for news regarding WWE Superstar John Cena’s purported demise in a car accident. I then wrote a post refuting that particular rumor, even going so far as to include a Vine from that very […]

 Kyle Johnson

Today in Debunkery: John Cena is Not Dead

Today in Debunkery: John Cena is Not Dead

He's probably squatting a whole buncha weight at this exact moment

Update (3/10): John Cena is still alive [wptab name=”Did John Cena Die in a Car Crash?”] Rest easy, WWE Universe. John Cena is not dead. While perusing the terms that bring folks to The News Wheel, I noticed an unusual number of folks searching for something along the lines of “John Cena dead in car […]

 Morgan Pritchett

Cena vs. Hasselhoff: Who Will Star in the Latest ‘Knight Rider’ Reboot?

Cena vs. Hasselhoff: Who Will Star in the Latest ‘Knight Rider’ Reboot?

Will the Hoff reprise his famous role or will John Cena take his place?

In September of 1982, Knight Rider premiered on NBC, starring David Hasselhoff as police detective-turned-F.L.A.G. field agent Michael Knight. The Foundation for Law and Government (F.L.A.G.) was a high-tech organization led by billionaire Wilton Knight. The affluent man selected Michael as his primary agent, changed his last name to Knight, and provided him with a […]

 Kyle Johnson

Three Ford GT Auctions Average $1.2M in January

Three Ford GT Auctions Average $1.2M in January

With the mandatory two-year ownership period coming to an end, a wave of 2017 Ford GT supercars has hit been hitting auction blocks (legally this time). This month alone, three Ford GTs were sold at auction in Scottsdale, commanding an average price of $1.2 million. According to CNN, a Ford GT auctioned off by RM […]

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