Donald Trump Thinks Henry Ford Would Be ‘Very Disappointed’ in Ford
Donald Trump — a simpering disaster of a creature who thinks it’s prudent and necessary to lock children in cages indefinitely and believes he can just zap away the 14th Amendment with a snap of his tiny fingers like an orange, racist, less sympathetic Thanos — is mad. Specifically, he’s big mad at Ford Motor […]
President Donald Trump Reportedly Considering a $0.25 Gas Tax Increase to Help Pay for His $1.5 Trillion Infrastructure Plan
The rumored gas tax increase would be the first one nationwide since 1993
When President Donald Trump laid out his massive $1.5 trillion infrastructure plan earlier this week, one of the major questions that was raised was how the plan would be paid for. The Trump administration is reportedly considering several options to help generate the $1.5 trillion needed for the pan’s outline. One of those options is […]
Volo Auto Museum Acquires Prototype Donald Trump Cadillac Limosuine
Donald Trump is an individual who has pursued a great number of ventures and careers during his lifetime, ranging from opening hotels and casinos to becoming President of the United States. Still, not all of Trump’s enterprises come to their full fruition. Back in the ’80s, Trump planned to work with Cadillac to produce and […]
Donald Trump May Make Your Car a Silent Ninja
So, here’s a thing: thanks to the Trump administration’s heavy emphasis on deregulation, it is entirely possible that President Trump may create a varied and nation-wide near-silent electric ninja cars, stalking unwary pedestrians at any turn. The thing that I am jabbering about is actually a regulation currently in place by the National Highway Traffic […]
Donald Trump’s Big Day With Trucks Adapted Into Children’s Book
Last week, America’s big boy president had a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day, when the meanies in the House of Representatives failed to pass his Trumpcare bill. But the day before that, Donald Trump had been riding high (quite literally), as he got to sit in the front seat of a real-life big rig, […]
Big Boy Donald Trump Loves Trucks, Gets to Sit In One and Honk Horn Real Loud
What a very big day for a very big boy! Donald Trump, a very big boy who has very big hands (and also a very big job!), had a very big day today. First, he got to talk to a man from the TIME magazine, who is doing a big story about lies, and for […]
GM Announces 7,000 US Jobs That Donald Trump Will Definitely Take Credit For
In a move that Donald Trump is certain to take credit for, General Motors announced today that
Jeremy Clarkson Would Love to Kill Donald Trump on “The Grand Tour”
Donald Trump is going to be the next president of the United States, whether you like it or not—and if you belong to the majority of Americans who hold an unfavorable opinion of the incoming Commander in Chief, you probably don’t like it one bit. Well, from all the way across the pond, British auto […]
Conspiracy Theory: Did Opel Put a Donald Trump Lion in “Racing Faces” Video?
Opel must be going through some kind of weird phase where it really, really likes anthropomorphized animals: after offering up a truly rancid update pertaining to its Grumpy Cat calendar on Monday, the auto brand on Tuesday released a short film called “Racing Faces,” which was literally about a minute of CGI animals being goofy […]
Donald Trump Nearly Got the Chance to Call Mary Barra Ugly
The recent Wikileaks info dump of hacked emails has turned up a list of possible vice presidential picks that were apparently considered by the Hillary Clinton campaign, before it ultimately settled on Virginia senator/amiable stepdad Tim Kaine. The list of potential running mates was helpfully if crudely divided by Clinton advisers into the following groups: […]
Donald Trump, Who Has Been Soft on GM, Owns Several GM Vehicles
Distended pustule in a suit Donald Trump has made no bones about his distaste for Ford Motor Company and its decision to “fire all their employees” in the United States, all while disregarding the intervention of reality and the inconvenient truth that, no, they’re not. Strangely, Trump has been relatively mum about General Motors’ investments […]
“Car Matchmaker” Spike Feresten Talks to Us About Loving Porsches, Hating Crosstours, Writing “Seinfeld,” and Predicting Donald Trump
Although he hosted Talkshow with Spike Feresten for three years on Fox, Spike Feresten made his biggest contributions to the entertainment industry while working behind the camera. As a television comedy writer, Spike has few equals, with a resume that includes Saturday Night Live, Late Night with David Letterman, The Simpsons, and Seinfeld. His most […]
Texas Traffic Sign Knows the Horrifying Truth About Donald Trump
If you ever saw the 1991 romantic comedy L.A. Story, you may recall that part of the plot involved an all-knowing freeway traffic condition sign that gave Steve Martin’s character sage advice on life and love. Well I’m happy to report that the sign from that movie is alive and well and living in Texas, […]
Did You Know Donald Trump Has a 10-Year-Old Son Named “Barron,” and that Barron Has a Mercedes?
Though not nearly as shameless, fame-hungry, or orange as their father, Donald Trump’s three adult children also share his knack for making headlines every now and again, occasionally challenging the old adage that “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” So if you pay attention to the news, Twitter, or reruns of The Apprentice, you […]
Donald Trump Holds Investments in “Absolute Disgrace” Ford Motor Company
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump has amassed a very considerable following amongst American voters because he tells it like it is. He’s a man who is not afraid to let paltry concepts like “political correctness” or “truth” get in the way of that winning quality, which has allowed him to both maintain a very, very […]
4 Cars Owned By Donald Trump
Republican presidential candidate and former A Flock of Seagulls member Donald Trump is big news right now, thanks to his inexplicable position as the GOP’s top contender for its November White House run. While many people might assume that The Donald has a fleet of chauffeurs in every city waiting to escort him to his […]
These Are the Cars You’ll See at a Donald Trump Rally
Ahead of the Ohio primaries on March 15th, the one and only Donald J. Trump made a quick stop at the Dayton International Airport for one of his Klan meetings campaign rallies. You might have heard about this rally when a protestor charged the stage but was stopped by Trump’s Secret Service. Lucky for that […]
NASCAR CEO Brian France Endorses Donald Trump Explicitly, Downfall of Western Civilization Implicitly
Last night, during a Super Tuesday Eve rally at Georgia’s Valdosta State University, NASCAR CEO Brian France publicly endorsed Donald Trump for president of the United States. France was joined onstage by Hall of Fame racer Bill Elliot, Chevy drivers Ryan Newman and Chase Elliot, and Toyota driver David Ragan (whom Trump referred to as […]
